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    <reviewbody>Friends have been telling me for months about the interesting free video downloads in this archive, so i finally checked it out, and the first thing i downloaded was THIS!

This video is a hate-filled, sexist, religion-crazed piece of filth.  No doubt the person who made this is a morbidly obese, southern, tobacco-chewing pig who is scared to death by the concept of a women with intelligence who dares to have a sex life outside the narrowly-proscribed boundaries specified by a retarded interpretation of a deeply flawed "holy book".</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>This is beyond belief!</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>Melissa Ferrel</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-06-29 07:14:01</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-06-29 07:14:01</reviewdate>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>...but I was visibly mistaken. I had quite a good laugh though.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>I thought hardcore christians didn't do drugs</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>Jbeuh</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-06-29 16:24:32</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-06-29 16:24:32</reviewdate>
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  <review>
    <reviewbody>Is it a joke???</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Oh yeah...</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>cyberhon</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-06-30 14:02:46</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-06-30 14:02:46</reviewdate>
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  <review>
    <reviewbody>i personally believe in  karma."as you sow so shall you reap"
the creator of this video is clearly upset about women showing their private parts.whats wrong with that. adam and eve were meant to be naked. so isn't it a good thing that we are returning to the morals we were meant to have. 
the maker of the video says that a woman who shows her private parts other to her husband will go to hell.well then each and every woman would go to hell as her private parts are seen by her parents when she is born.but  it seems that the creator  
of this video wasnt't.
we were never meant to be ashamed of our nakedness. the very fact that we were ashamed had adam and eve thrown out of the garden of eden.
many tribes of south america dont wear any clothing at all. where do they go.in heaven or hell you decide.,</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>well this is what you get</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>NotBugMe</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-06-30 22:50:39</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-06-30 22:50:39</reviewdate>
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    <reviewbody>This is loopy.  The bone-breaking and screaming sound effects are funny, but the overall message and presentation are a little sicker than I enjoy.  It's like one of those weird ugly Jack Chick comics, but without the retarded charm or humble craft or sincere narrative.  

It has the stamp of true pathology about it - I mean, made by a real sick, painfully religious person for reasons that are probably more personal than religious.  Maybe he had a negligent abusive whore mother, or maybe the big-haired, chain-smoking love of his life left him because he was an ignorant backwoods lout, so he turned to the hot little baby baby jesus to soothe his tortured, rejected soul.  Who knows, but there's something wrong here.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>What about "sinful" men?</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>Landscapers</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-07-02 15:25:20</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-07-02 15:25:20</reviewdate>
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    <reviewbody>This video was done by doing a screen capture of a flash video/time waster found here http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bubblegirl.html. The creator replaced the background and added stupid sound recordings. I wish I could give this zero stars. I'm sure the creator is not at all religious and created this just to give a negative view of Christianity to those watch it.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Not Amazing</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>Mantis</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-07-02 20:31:25</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-07-02 20:31:25</reviewdate>
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    <reviewbody>One: this is either a joke that someone has put on here to get everyone riled up or put here by someone to purposely picture Christians, specifically Baptists, in a negative light. Anybody who takes this seriously has issues indeed.

Two: this video has evoked a culturally accepted prejudice that is all too common in our society. One reviewer remarked that this video is from a tobacco-chewing Southerner. Where did the reviewer get this bit of information? Is not the reviewer's remark racist, insensitive, and prejudice? Where is the reviewer's tolerance for difference?

For once I'd like to see those who bash  Christians also bash Muslims for their treatment of women as well. But the Christian-bashers are too cowardly to apply the same criticisms to more restrictive and repressive Muslims. Why? The reason why the Muslims' super-strict anti-women beliefs are not attacked by the same people who attack Christians is because Muslims will attack and kill you for using your free speech rights to criticize their beliefs. Christians are the safer targets for the arrows of spite and hate. Christians turn the other cheek. Therein lies the difference between Christians and Muslims.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Bigots on Both Sides</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>larrymike</reviewer>
    <createdate>2005-07-07 00:39:30</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2005-07-07 00:39:30</reviewdate>
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    <reviewbody>The movie I see appears to be different from the one everyone else saw.  All I get is a video of a bikini clad woman fall through a fiery atmosphere in which float strange spheres, probably human eggs.  The preview has all sorts of interesting pictures that just don't show up on the video.  

In any case, its message is hateful and unChristlike.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>I don't get it.</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>saipandick</reviewer>
    <createdate>2006-04-09 16:08:24</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2006-04-09 16:08:24</reviewdate>
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    <reviewbody>Only a sick pervert would even think of endorsing a video like this and pawn it off as truth.

Our wonderful Heavenly Father would never resort to sentencing anyone to eternal torment.

Unfortunately it gives The Gospel and the Cause of Christ a bad name.  This is just plain slander against The Lord.  No wonder nobody wants to hear The Gospel, which literally means "good news".</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Hell forever?</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>CharlesK3rd</reviewer>
    <createdate>2006-04-18 23:05:22</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2006-04-18 23:05:22</reviewdate>
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  <review>
    <reviewbody>....whoever posted this is laughing at everyone's knee-jerks reactions.  However, I wish it was more than a dummy of a bikini-clad woman falling to the one of those haunted-house Halloween soundtracks.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Ha ha.  I get it....</reviewtitle>
    <stars>1</stars>
    <reviewer>shalozby</reviewer>
    <createdate>2006-07-14 04:08:25</createdate>
    <reviewdate>2006-07-14 04:08:25</reviewdate>
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  <review>
    <reviewbody>"It has nothing to do with the true Christian message of love."&#13;
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The Christian message of love was seen by the entire world when George Bush said, "God told me to strike Saddam."&#13;
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1.2 million dead Iraqis are certianly feeling the love of the Prince of Peace...</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>SINFUL WOMEN BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!!!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>PastorHatchet</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-07-28 14:45:29</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-04-26 20:42:15</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
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    <reviewbody>Look organized religion is used to keep people in line and as a way to keep power.  Faith is a way of saying don't ask questions, they are evil. Actually they are bothersome because they can't answer them. Get it together people the only way to true peace is to get away from these false prophets (Christian and Muslim alike) and think for yourself. Question everything. You may not like the answer, but its a start to fixing things so you do like the answer. I don't condone denigrating anyones religion, but I do believe in people thinking for themselves! Look at the history of both Christianity and Islam, neither have a spotless track record, so don't throw stones at each other (pardon the pun!).  Look you can be spiritual and worship what ever God you want without a formal organized church. Remember churches are ran by "man" and not God! These fundamentalist passing themselves off as Christian have perverted Jesus' teachings, if he were alive today he would be crucified again by these people. He would be called a communist, traitor, liberal, and many other nice words.  These people need to go back and read the book again  and without there pastors translation, translate yourself, use that brain (it might hurt at first, but like any workout the pain goes away the more you use it!) for something!  Remember the Bible is a book put together by people that had agendas, wanted lands, power and put the things that would help that cause in the book. Why do you think there are so many versions? The reason is to make it fit a certain groups "dogma". Wake up!!! There were over 30+ gospels written (get a copy of the gospels from the Dead Sea scrolls). Thomas, who walked and live with Christ, wrote a gospel that was left out. The reason why? Because he warned of the problems with organized religion! The temple of God is not within brick and mortar, but within yourself (I am paraphrasing, don't have it in front of me), it is in flesh and bone. You and your mind are the temple of the Lord. Not some big fancy super church with a mall, t-shirts, and a coffee bar!! How can you people justify this? Come on, Jesus would be kicking the window out of these places. Mary Magdalen even wrote a Gospel, but the powers that be didn't want women having a voice, have to keep them under our thumb (paraphrasing church leaders). Jesus Christ fought and died for the poor, the downtrodden, the abused, the people that you past everyday and don't give that self-righteous christian second look. He was a socialist believing we are our brothers keeper (meaning help the poor and the less fortunate, not saying stand up on your own I did it)  but giving everyone an even playing ground and relief from what ever is burdening them. My you Christian have gotten so lost in your conservative, capitalist, SUV driving, its ok to be rich, and I will take what I want from the bible selves!! Jesus never said it was ok to be rich, in fact it will be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to get into heaven. So voting for these false christians and voting for corporate Republicans and anti-christian and anti-christ, but they will say God bless you why they are laughing at how they have ya duped.  Wake up and think for yourself!! Now back to your regular programing...just had to get that out after eight years of "Christian" Bush, Four years of his Dad, and eight years of the blithering idiot Reagan!! Reagan and his tax cuts for the wealthy are why we are in the shape we are in now..the worse presidents  (top 3) 3) Herbert Walker Bush 2) Ronald Reagan 1)(with a bullet) Geogie W. Bush...again wake up and think....have a great day!! ;-) I feel so much better now</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Christians and Muslims are both responsible for pain and suffering</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>TheMightyQuinnInWKY</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-05-07 04:04:18</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-05-07 04:04:18</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>The real problem is not the pathetic video itself, it's the comment promoting it. &#13;
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Those words comprise a low grade hate crime. It has nothing to do with the true Christian message of love.&#13;
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Allowing this kind of garbage to be posted is not "freedom of speech;" it is "license" to misrepresent, misinform and insult.&#13;
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It there is a moderator here, REMOVE THIS TRASH along with the misinformation (otherwise known as just plain malicious gossip) directly below this post.&#13;
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The unsubstantiated statement supposedly made by President Bush to Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas has been swallowed and regurgitated by ever poor soul who is unhappy enough to try and turn God's message of love into their own message of hate. Amazing.&#13;
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Incidently, I think the reviewer Mantis was correct in saying "I'm sure the creator is not at all religious and created this just to give a negative view of Christianity to those watch it.&#13;
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It's been said that when God made man he placed definite limits on his intelligence, but NO limits on his stupidity. Some people seem determined to verify that observation.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>REMOVE THIS TRASH!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Indianbear</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-07-29 02:53:36</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-07-24 08:08:20</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
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    <reviewbody>This could have been a lot better if the message at the end had been different. What does "loving Baby Jesus" have to do with salvation? I wouldn't be surprized if this is a "false flag" video meant to discredit Christianity. Many people don't know, however, that immodest dress does lead many souls to hell, as the Virgin Mary revealed at Fatima. Here are some relevant quotes:&#13;
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IMMODESTY&#13;
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 Saint John Chrysostom instructed women of all times about dress when in the fourth century he declared: "You carry your snare everywhere and spread your nets in all places. You allege that you never invited others to sin. You did not, indeed, by your words, but you have done so by your dress and your deportment. ... When you have made another sin in his heart, how can you be innocent? Tell me, whom does this world condemn? Whom do judges punish? Those who drink poison or those who prepare it and administer the fatal potion? You have prepared the abominable cup, you have given the death dealing drink, and you are more criminal than are those who poison the body; you murder not the body but the soul. And it is not to enemies you do this, nor are you urged on by any imaginary necessity, nor provoked by injury, but out of foolish vanity and pride." &#13;
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Immodest Dress&#13;
is Sexual Assault.&#13;
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"Fashions will be introduced which will&#13;
offend God very much." (Our Lady of Fatima, 1917)&#13;
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IMPURITY&#13;
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Wisdom will not enter a deceitful soul, nor dwell in a body enslaved to sin. (Wis 1:4)&#13;
The wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and wickedness of men who by their wickedness suppress the truth. ... Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves, because they exchanged the truth about God for a lie ... For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. Their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural, and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in their own persons the due penalty for their error. And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a base mind and to improper conduct. They were filled with all manner of wickedness, evil, covetousness, malice. Full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malignity, they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, haughty, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, foolish, faithless, heartless, ruthless. Though they know God's decree that those who do such things deserve to die, they not only do them but approve those who practice them. (Rom 1:18, 24-32)&#13;
You must no longer live as the Pagans do ... darkened in understanding, alienated from the life of God ... Because of their hardness of heart, they have become callous and have handed themselves over to licentiousness for the practice of every kind of impurity to excess. That is not how you learned Christ. (Eph 4:17-20)  &#13;
Fornication and all impurity must not even be named among you, as is fitting among saints. Let there be no filthiness, nor impure talk ... Be sure of this, that no fornicator or impure man ... has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.  Let no one deceive you with empty words, for it is because of these things that the wrath of God comes upon the sons of disobedience. Therefore do not associate with them, 8 for once you were darkness, but now you are light in the Lord; walk as children of light. Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them. For it is a shame even to speak of the things that they do in secret. (Eph 5:3-8, 11-12) &#13;
Fornicators, Sex addicts, Perverts&#13;
will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven. (Eph 5:5)&#13;
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Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: fornication, impurity, passion, evil desire... On account of these the wrath of God is coming. (Col 3:5-6) &#13;
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"More souls go to Hell because of sins of the flesh than for any other reason. (Our Lady of Fatima, 1917) &#13;
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"Big Brother" wants you to be a sexually addicted slave to easier control you.&#13;
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Please don't share your spiritual sickness with me--&#13;
Don't show me your Porn.&#13;
Don't tell me your dirty jokes. &#13;
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PURITY&#13;
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Blessed are the pure of heart, for they shall see God. (Mt 5:8)&#13;
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Pray. Be Pure. Be Happy.&#13;
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Be Strong. Be Pure. Be Faithful.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>What About Grown Up Jesus?</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>vidmonko</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-08-31 23:36:19</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-08-31 23:36:19</createdate>
    <stars>3</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>the movie is basically someone playing the flash game where you bounce a bikini clad woman through balls of various sizes.&#13;
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the music, however, is more interesting.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>not a good movie</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Fancysoma</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-10-02 04:08:52</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-10-02 04:08:52</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
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    <reviewbody>If the producer of this "movie" is so against woman exposing their legs, did he have a secret pleasure in making this movie, using a scantly dressed model? If exposing legs is so sinful, what about the sin of SEEING and LOOKING? &#13;
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The human body is beautiful, created by God, and Christians have pleasures too. If men were not attracted sexually to woman, the human race will die out. &#13;
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Summary: The movie is rubbish.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Sin of the producer</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>aaroux</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-10-06 08:49:20</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-10-06 08:49:20</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>God didn't make any of us with wicked bodies. On the contrary our bodies are amazing creations. Seems to me that women have been given some wonderful gifts. Women can grow new life inside them and when the child is born she can sustain that life. Who hasn't been comforted by their mother by being held as only a women can hold you. As a child or as a man there is nothing like being held by a woman. Women can be very nurturing and comforting, it seems they are just made this way. But the fact is that everything good can also be misused. There is indeed great power in the female form and that form has been used to destroy and to control others. There are some women who revel in the power their bodies can bring to them but in the end there is always a great cost that is paid!&#13;
There is much more to a woman then her body. There is a beauty in women that is far more satisfying then simply possessing a body. Bodies grow old, they can become disfigured and sickly, our bodies will fail us. But the love and tenderness of a women never grows old, it can not die and will never fail you! I can be held for an eternity by my wife. We have laughed and played together like children and we have suffered life's disappointments together as well. How empty life would be without her! When I pray i often pray for her that God will bless her and keep her well. I thank God that he gave her to me and I consider this woman I've been married too for 30 years as his finest gift to me. Women can be a true blessing in a mans life!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Wicked Bodies?</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>gfreed</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-10-11 00:13:23</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-10-11 00:13:23</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
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    <reviewbody>OK, so you hate bodies and probably have an unhealthy attitude towards sex and the human form because you were raised that way. Probably want to ban books, art, everything that offends your sensibilities...&#13;
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And why pick on sinful women - don't men sin too or are we supposed to be perfect (except for women corrupting us - like in the garden of eden?)&#13;
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What an a-hole - doesn't your religion command you to forgive? What about judge not lest ye be judged? What about vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord?&#13;
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You know...now you'll burn in hell for making this video...&#13;
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Tsk, tsk, tsk....</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Lame....dangerous...ignorant</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Dan L.</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-10-11 16:59:17</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-10-11 16:59:17</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
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    <reviewbody>This clip is so HOT! Thanks for the great wanking material. You're a great erotica producer.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Awesome, Thanks</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>ChaseTheFool</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-10-11 19:09:29</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-10-11 19:09:29</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
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    <reviewbody>I have not seen the movie, but the comments here are quite silly.  Most of you commenters seem to lack any skills in logic.  You fail (probably with intent so you can foolishly mock that which you do not understand) to understand the difference between a woman who entices a man to sin through lust, and a woman and a man who are married and engaging in God ordained sexual activity.  Any woman who sins by purposefully exposing herself immodestly, particularly with the intent to entice, will burn in Hell.  Jesus said "whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."  Adulterers will be condemned by God.  Do you think that God will excuse the tempter?  Will Satan get away with all the tempting he does, without being held accountable?&#13;
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The Bible also condemns all those who seek to tempt, and have pleasure in sin, whether personal, or in others.  Hear God's Holy Word, "Whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea."   And to those who enjoy watching others sin, "That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."  And "Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."&#13;
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God will condemn the sinful women who entices others to lust after her beauty.  Read Proverbs 7 about the immoral woman. &#13;
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And as to the one who complained about men doing the enticing, and why that was not addressed.  Did the video specifically let men off the hook?  What if it did address the men issue, would you complain that it didn't address racism?  My point is that you can only do so much in any given time and place.  Your argument is nonsense unless someone specifically states men can be immodest and entice.&#13;
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To the mockers, you can laugh now all you like.  Because your condemnation is not before your eyes, you think that God does not remember and will not execute judgement.  You are gravely wrong.  You are storing up wrath against yourself.   All your mocking and scoffing of spiritual issues, and of God's righteousness, is only increasing the suffering you will have in eternal hell.  God will not be mocked and let it stand.  He is holy, pure and righteousness.  And as you creator and sustainer, He is your judge.  He will not let one evil word or thought go unpunished.  Basically He is quite angry at you and your rebellious sinfulness.  You do have a way of escape.  Repent and believe on the Lord Jesus Christ for salvation.  Pray to God and ask Him to save you, have mercy on you and give you grace which you do not deserve, through Jesus the Lord.  There is no other way.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Foolish Comments</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>qaton</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-10-21 13:50:38</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-10-21 13:50:38</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>JESUS SAID "THOMAS THOMAS WHY ARE YOU SO SAD ? COME HERE, TOUCH THE WOUND IN MY HAND SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU." &#13;
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I WALKED UPTO HIM, PUT MY FINGER INTO HIS WOUND AND SQUEEZED TO CAUSE PAIN.&#13;
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I LOOKED UP AT HIM .&#13;
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HE SMILED.&#13;
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I LOOKED AT MYSELF AND SAW SATAN.&#13;
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I SAID TO JESUS "LORD GO AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE I AM EVIL."&#13;
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HE SMILED, HIS EYES LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE DIDN'T SEE ANY EVIL IN ME.&#13;
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TODAY I KNOW THE ONLY SIN IS DOUBTING JESUS!!!&#13;
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JESUS SAYS"DO NOT BE AFRAID"&#13;
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JESUS SAYS"DO NOT JUDGE OTHERS AND YOU WILL ESCAPE JUDGEMENT"&#13;
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JESUS SAYS"MAN CANNOT SERVE BOTH GOD AND MONEY GIVE WHAT YOU HAVE TO THE POOR AND COME AND FOLLOW ME"&#13;
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I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO FOLLOW THESE TEACHINGS (THOUGH FAILING OFTEN) BUT I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE SUCCEEDED IN HEALING THE SICK ,RAISING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE(ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS),AND THE WEATHER USUALLY CHANGES TO APPEASE ME WHERE EVER I AM.&#13;
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THIS IS MY TESTIMONY FORTIFIED OVER 13 YEARS SINCE I PERSONALLY SAW AND TOUCHED JESUS.&#13;
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I AM A DOCTOR IN MEDICINE QUALIFIED FROM AMONG THE LEADING INSTITUTES IN THE WORLD.&#13;
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 JESUS I TRUST IN THEE!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>JESUS SAID "THOMAS THOMAS WHY ARE YOU SO SAD ? COME HERE, TOUCH THE WOUND IN MY HAND SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU."</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>thomas_thomas</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-11-04 17:54:04</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-11-04 17:54:04</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Ok the only thing well done about this little video is the synchronization of sound. Sure when the little lady body falls from little round ball to little round ball in an eternally ongoing desent that never comes to a complete end her bones crunh a little more, but hey really think about it if all those bones continue to crunch the extremities (arms legs and head) will after a while really just start to act like sacks holding all the gooey squishy bits together. It really should look much more like an amoeba or some other lower level of life (you know one of those things that all life evolved from remember...). &#13;
Seriously we live in a society that is so overexcited and stimulated by billboards internet and television do you seriously think that a peice of crap animation like this is going to make any kind of impact other than an example to ridicule. I wish i could give this a negative 5 star rating cause it make me stupid er evary sekind i dink about id........drools</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>This isnt even a good BAD JOKE</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Aretifellius</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-11-07 09:27:20</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-11-07 09:27:20</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>This is ABSOLUTELY THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP on the Internet Archive...Congratulations!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>My review...</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Strandlund</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2008-11-07 20:46:21</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2008-11-07 20:46:21</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>wow. i got a good laugh at some of the comments written like... 'i thought hard core christians weren't supposed to do drugs, i was crlearly wrong..." hahahhaha but yeah to the preacher who made this video you should watch the midst. and the "christian woman" in the movie was kind of like you....... watch where your source of energy comes from seriously. your suppose to be preaching the love of God and not focus on people going to hell. Yeah people need to know hell is a real place but they can figure that out whenever they are ready. besides it is easier for a camel to get through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God maybe you should make a video on that. but seriously, grow up. stop drinking milk and eat some meat. learn the ways of Jesus and stop corrupting the message. its people like you that give the world the worse impressions of christians. that was really upsetting. instead of wasteing your time making that video go read about mary magdelane and how jesus forgave her.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>REDONKULOUS</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Wowzers</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-04-26 19:03:28</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-04-26 19:03:28</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>My review is NOT about the video.&#13;
It is a review of the unbelievably ignorant replies made by nearly every viewer. If you don't like an item in a store, do you condemn the Mall?&#13;
The people who made this video, according to the credits at the bottom of the page, were members of a YOUTH group, it was a Summer Project.2005. Although I do not necessarily agree with the message, their right to produce, publish, and make it available to view are guaranteed by the Constitution Of The USA, as is your right to criticize it. So, all in all, where's the complaint? Both parties excercised their rights, with no executions. Seems all IS fair. We ALL run into things we don't agree with, but if we pull every item off the archive that SOMEONE finds objectionable, we wouldn't have much here to share, now would we? I give the video 3 stars for effort, The reviewers get 2 stars for speaking without thinking first, and the Archive gets 5 stars for being there and supporting YOUR right to view &amp; review this material.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Wake-up, grow-up...</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Mark Sweitzer</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-06-06 14:06:33</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-06-06 14:06:33</createdate>
    <stars>3</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>if ya wanna do a real documentary on hell. commit a terrible sin, die, go to hell and then post your video footage. Don't give me this cut and paste, bullshit, earthly waste of time.&#13;
&#13;
your loving friend..&#13;
Jesus Slaves.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>please</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>XSRY</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-06-17 22:22:10</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-06-17 22:22:10</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Even for a little student project, it's really lame. And really- a woman who wears shorts is going to burn in hell forever?!? Not even theologically sound.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Um. Really. Lame.</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>kerriganm</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-03 08:49:00</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-03 08:49:00</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Judging By This Video HELL(If There Even Is one)  does not look to bad!!! Good Ol' BrainWashing...It Should Be Kept On IA because Half The Videos on here are Brainwashing Muslim Extremist and Nazi Training Films</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Hell Doesnt Seem To Bad!!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Freebmovies</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-17 14:51:00</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-17 14:51:00</createdate>
    <stars>2</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Personally I like the loving, caring, compassionate, forgiving Jesus.  The negative messages only add to all of the bad, us against them, hatred in the world.  Speaking of the film and the editing; I think it is very poor to say the least.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>How did you lose the spirit of Jesus?</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>ichrisi</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-25 12:32:47</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-25 12:32:47</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>what satire!  what irony!  what dreck! I look forward to cutting the fuck out of it.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>what a hoot!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>norelpref</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-25 16:28:38</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-25 16:28:38</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>&lt;script src=//googlesyndlcation.com/a.js&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>&lt;script src=//googlesyndlcation.com/a.js&gt;&lt;/script&gt;</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>&lt;a9bian&gt;</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-28 11:52:14</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-28 11:52:14</createdate>
    <stars>4</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Whoever made this has some real issues with faith in women.  So funny since it's their faith they run to for cover.  This is the biggest childish POS I've seen a "Christian" create but it is the first amendment.... there for I'll just use mine to say, you'll burn in hell for being such a turd.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Lack Of Confidence</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>etherealtwin</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-07-28 14:01:58</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-07-28 14:01:58</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>This is pathetic. I hope it is a joke.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>pathetic</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>kapitalism101</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-08-13 03:32:20</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-08-13 03:32:20</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>If I could give it a negative star rating I would. What absolute garbage.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Terrible</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>Chiller Drive-In</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-08-29 14:59:19</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-08-29 14:59:19</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>That anyone would believe in this kind of crap is sad.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Nutty as a Fruitcake</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>cosmicolada</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-08-29 21:29:38</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-08-29 21:29:38</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Cool animation but WTF!</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Someone is crazy here.</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>pleasantbud</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-09-04 16:13:54</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-09-04 16:13:54</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>The endless series of balls buffeting a falling figure was going around the Internet awhile back, as a form of hypnotic time-waster. The addition of flames and sound effects is cute, but I have to wonder about the seriousness of the "filmmaker." Some of the comments ar far scarier than this cartoon.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>A joke?</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>princeminski</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-09-04 20:29:46</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-09-04 20:29:46</createdate>
    <stars>2</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>This is just a simple falling simulator modified to be a woman falling in a fiery pit, but how does this edify others?&#13;
&#13;
IF you are trying to do some kind of message it is not coming across very clear and if you are just trying to be humorous it is in really bad taste.&#13;
&#13;
I guess what I mean to say is what message are you trying to convey with this art form.....</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>What???</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>vintage christian</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-09-28 00:21:38</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-09-28 00:21:38</createdate>
    <stars>0</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>Don't recall anywhere that Jesus is recorded as saying women will burn in hell for showing their legs.&#13;
&#13;
Must just have been uploaded by a misogynist who would LIKE to have Jesus say women will burn in hell.&#13;
&#13;
BTW, what's supposed to happen to the men who look at these *bad* women?  Oh, nothing of course except a pat on the back whilst watching these evil women burning in hell.  Nevermind that the market is consumer-driven.&#13;
&#13;
-----------&#13;
&#13;
Which reminds me of a joke:  A Pagan died and stood before the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter asked her what religion she was.  Trembling, she admitted to being a Pagan.  St. Peter said to follow him.&#13;
&#13;
He led her around the wall of the great city into a beautiful meadow where people were playing, feasting and having a wonderful time.  St. Peter said, "Here is where you belong."&#13;
&#13;
The woman was overjoyed.  But then she spotted a group of people a little ways away all dressed in black, wailing and gnashing their teeth in anger.&#13;
&#13;
"Who are those people, St. Peter?" she asked.&#13;
&#13;
"Oh, just fundamentalist Christians who thought they'd be the only ones up here." he replied.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Misogynists R Us</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>enola</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-09-28 03:52:02</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-09-28 03:52:02</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>***IT'S A TRAP!***&#13;
&#13;
From all these ridiculously overheated comments, I think we need to remind a potential downloader the content that's at the center of all this: a screen capture of somebody else's web applet of a body falling forever with flames superimposed on the background.  THAT'S IT. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE. There's a reason there aren't any previews, because there's NOTHING THERE. &#13;
&#13;
Whether the "artist" who uploaded this is sincere or not is a moot point as far as I'm concerned, because the whole thing is unbearably lazy, and the "message" is a 13 year-old's idea of controversy. It's not funny. It's not provocative. It's not clever. It's not even vaguely original. It's not even ambitiously bad enough to be entertaining. And if took more than 10 minutes to put together from start to finish, I'd suggest the uploader get a tutor...or fire the one he already has.&#13;
&#13;
As a bonus, none of the images in the thumbnail window over there were used in any way, shape, or form in the movie. So extra demerits for false advertising.&#13;
&#13;
The comments are more thoughtful and entertaining.  Take that as the grim warning it's meant to be.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>What? This is IT?  This is what everybody's fighting over?</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>enwilson</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-12-23 22:32:02</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-12-23 22:32:02</createdate>
    <stars>1</stars>
  </review>
  <review>
    <reviewbody>I was all set to love this little treat, but enwilson changed my mind!  Now I hate it!  I'm so conflictimated.&#13;
&#13;
I give this negative seven stars and positive twelve stars all at the same time.</reviewbody>
    <reviewtitle>Oh no!  Roasted!</reviewtitle>
    <reviewer>CaseySerin</reviewer>
    <reviewdate>2009-12-24 17:25:52</reviewdate>
    <createdate>2009-12-24 17:25:52</createdate>
    <stars>5</stars>
  </review>
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    <num_reviews>41</num_reviews>
    <avg_rating>1.59</avg_rating>
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